Published on November 13th, 2013 | by Scott Meaney0
Cards Against Humanity announces 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit
It’s nearly Thanksgiving, so that means it’s basically the Holidays. To kick off the season, Cards Against Humanity just announced the 12 Days of Holiday Bullshit promotion.
If you pay $12 on HolidayBullshit.com, their team will decide if you’ve been “naughty” or “nice,” then send you 12 appropriate gifts over 12 days. What kinds of gifts exactly? No one knows yet, but these are the Cards Against Humanity guys. I’m expecting a bunch of mean-spirited, yet hilarious stuff in my mailbox.
You do remember Cards Against Humanity, right? It’s the fill-in-the-blank card game where players try to make the best “cruel joke” possible.
Here, have a brief refresher:
Step 1. Dealer throws a black question card.
Step 2. Player creates a joke using his or her best white card.
Step 3. At least one asshole can’t take a joke and leaves the party.
Step 4. The finest joke is the winner.
Yeah. Expect the gifts to be along those lines. Last year they had a special limited-run Holiday-themed card set, so maybe we’ll get a few more of those.
One thing’s for certain: if you want in, you’d better pay up soon. This promotion is limited to the first 100,000 people who sign up, and slots are going fast.